I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
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God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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