Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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