i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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