Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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