i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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