So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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