Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Your penis caused this!
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