we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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