You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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