I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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