Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Congratulations! We have a period
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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