I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
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I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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