I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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