The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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