If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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