after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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