Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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