So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I am mentally ready for anal.
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