If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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