The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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