Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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