I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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