So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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