i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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