The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
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i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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