Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
why is half of my head shaved?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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