Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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