I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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