He is an equal opportunity slut.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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