have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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