Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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