i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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