So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
oh god was she eating orange peels again
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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