What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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