So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Watching her eat just hurts me
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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