I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
