they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
home. puking in laundry basket.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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