I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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