so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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