so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
