I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Randomize
