So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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