Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
