was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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