what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
My life is pants optional.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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