I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
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I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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