Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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