I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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