We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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