Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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