she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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