I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
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His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
whose parrot is this?
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Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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