Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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