He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
tell me about the fingering
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